We will soon be flying to Utah and we couldn't be happier! I can't wait to see family and friends, and of course hit the slopes. I hope everyone has a wonderful Christmas. Make some memories!!!Friday, December 21, 2007
Merry Christmas!
We will soon be flying to Utah and we couldn't be happier! I can't wait to see family and friends, and of course hit the slopes. I hope everyone has a wonderful Christmas. Make some memories!!!Thursday, December 20, 2007
Howdy folks!
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
I need a new system!
Sunday, December 16, 2007
Rooney
Andy Rooney said on '60 Minutes' a few weeks back:
I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers..
The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things
like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television,
and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College
Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America;
and see what happens....Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door.
Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You
can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to
ban you from driving to the ball game .
I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, which is why there
are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING
MARTHA BURKE ?
I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it
is an opinion.
I have the right 'NOT' to be tolerant of others because they
are different, weird, or tick me off.
When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70%
of the population is black, that is not racial profiling; it is the Law
of Probability.
I believe that if you are selling me a milkshake, a pack of cigarettes,
a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of
fact, if you want to be an American citizen, you should have to speak English!
My father and grandfather didn't die in vain so you can leave the countries
you were born in to come over and disrespect ours.
I think the police should have every right to shoot you if you threaten
them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word 'freeze'
or 'stop' in English, see the above lines.
I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you are qualified
for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax breaks,
etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket store, or any other
business.
We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives
in wars to defend their freedoms, so that decades later they could come
over here and tell us our constitution is a living document; and open to
their interpretations.
I don't hate the rich, I don't pity the poor
I know pro wrestling is fake, but so are movies and television. That doesn't
stop you from watching them.
I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue
to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system
that's better, and put your name on the building.
It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take
a parent to stand up to the kid; and smack their little behinds when necessary,
and say 'NO!'
I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't
pretend they are a political statement.. And, please, stay home until that
new lip ring heals. I don't want to look at your ugly infected mouth as
you serve me French fries!
I am sick of 'Political Correctness.' I know a lot of black people,
and not a single one of them was born in Africa ; so how can they be 'African-Americans'?
Besides, Africa is a continent. I don't go around saying I am a European-American
because my great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was from
Europe . I am proud to be from America and nowhere else
And if you don't like my point of view, tough...
Thursday, December 13, 2007
Friday, December 7, 2007
shingles stink
I always seem to have the "older people" problems anyway,like 3 knee surgeries, knee arthritis, 3 colonoscopies , 1 big pre-cancerous colon polyp, being legally blind without contacts, etc. Well, this time was pretty bad. I have a huge rash on my right lower back, and I want to claw my skin off. I'm also extremely fatigued and have a bad headache. And then, to top off the fun, I am experiencing postherpetic neuralgia. That's just a fancy term for sharp shooting pains all over my area of infection, and beyond.
Overall though, I do have to say that I am grateful for my health. I realize that I have NOTHING to complain about compared to some. I am relatively healthy and just needed a quick venting session.
I just have to say thanks to such wonderful women in my life. The other night I was feeling completely awful. My sweet friend called up and said it didn't matter what I had to say, she was bringing me dinner and that it was final. It made me smile, because she knows me so well to know I would probably not want to inconvenience anyone,and tell her not to worry about it. She brought me dinner and heaven knows I needed the help. Others reached out and called me out of concern and offered to help in any way. I can't tell you how much it meant to me. My heart is grateful for the thoughtfulness and service of amazing friends.
Thursday, December 6, 2007
I've Been tagged by Lindsey!
1- I think people already know this, but I'm in a golf video game for Xbox called Links 2003. I was hired by Microsoft my Senior year of college to work in the same studio where Tiger Woods does all his videos. I was hoping to spot him but had no luck. They dressed me up in this Velcro suit with little tiny cameras attached all over me and they tracked my golf swing and mannerisms to a fairly precise level on the computer. It took 3 days to get all the shots but it was a blast. It took an entire day for me to mimik Annika Sorenstam's swing. I'm not an actress so it was hard for me to not just crack up laughing. For example, the main computer/ camera guy told me to swing the club and pretend I just hit the ball in the water and have a huge temper tantrum. He told me to shout and throw the club and slap my leg, etc. I thought this wouldn't be too hard, I mean I've done it before in real life, but acting it was tough. I just kept laughing. Finally we got it right. So, long story short, if you ever play links 2003, click on any female golfer (including Annika Sorenstam) and that will be my golf swing and actions.
2- I'm not sure my son knows his real name because I have this habit of calling him all sorts of nicknames, some of which make no sense and I'm not even sure where they came from. Here's just a few: DooDee, Mr. Sir, bubby, Mr. Wiggles, baby, Jax man, sweetie, sweetness, handsome, mister, goofy, smiley, .......
Oh man I think this needs to stop. His name is cute enough. Now that I think about it, I don't call Jared by his name either.....hm and my oldest brother Lance, I call Lance man, or "brother". My brother Jason is either just "brother" or "Jay Buddy." Tyler is "ty" or "brother". Chase is "Chaser" or"brother". Preston is "bunky" or "brother". My dad is pops. Mom; well, she's just "mom".
3- I am a clean freak. I am an anti-clutter type person. I don't like trinkets. Holiday decor doesn't count, but I just like a clean look, you know? I also have to leave an absolute spotless house whenever I go out of town. I mean it has to be totally disinfected and perfectly clean. I don't know why I've just always felt it must be done.
4- I have 2 toes that are stuck together (again, I think most people already know this). My brother Lance named my two stuck-together toes iggly and piggly. This goes way back to our childhood. If I was annoying him, he'd threaten to cut iggly and piggly in half with a kitchen knife. Scary, yes? I thought so too. To this day he always asks how iggly and piggly are doing.
5- I really want to be on the Amazing Race. Wouldn't that just be a BLAST!!!! I would love traveling all over the world doing crazy competitions and stunts. I'm very competitive, usually in a nice way. I would do it with either Jared or my friend Jeny.
6- Okay, I'm having a hard time coming up with another one. hmmmmmmmm, let me think. Well, I'll just share my most embarrasing moment just because I can't think of anything else at the moment. If you need a laugh, here ya go.
I was on a first date with a really cute guy in high school. He and I ate at a Mexican food joint and then went to a movie. Well, let's just say I've always had stomach "issues" and well, I could definitely feel the Mexican food coming alive. So, at the end of the date we were on my front porch and he had his arms around my waist, and we were just sort of flirting/talking, you know how it goes in high school. All this time I felt the "urge" and I had to use every muscle in my body to avoid a "release". So anyway it was time for the goodbye, and he leaned into me and his arms wrapped snuggly against me, and then, just being goofy, he suddenly tightened his arms around me, pushing my stomach against his and lifted me off the ground.
Well, that's when I lost it. Yep, I farted. It was not "silent but deadly". It was a loud and horribly un-lady like phenomenon. He dropped me instantly because he was laughing so hard. It was hilarious to him and humiliating to me. We both started laughing and couldn't stop. I joked and told him it was his fault for forcing it out of me. He told me it went down as the best date moment in his book. It goes down as the most embarrasing in mine. He was a real gentleman.
I tag you Kari :) 6 facts/habits about YOU!
Sunday, December 2, 2007
Little black dress

My brother-in-law is getting married over the Holidays and I have never owned a fancy black dress. What do you guys think about this one? It's from Shabby Apple and I quite like it. I'm a little worried about short sleeves in the winter. Do you think it could work? Has anyone found a little black dress that they love? Please share.Friday, November 30, 2007
$9 Craft
Thursday, November 29, 2007
Rantings......

Friday, November 23, 2007
Thursday, November 22, 2007
Flying Feather Fun.
This was a great way to start Turkey day and I am going to make this a tradition. So, wherever I'm living I will always find a fun race to do on Thanksgiving morning. It felt great getting a workout in early so I could enjoy the day and feel zero guilt as I stuffed my face with yummy food and lots of pie. mmmmm. pie.
I had a wonderful and quiet day with my family and I am so grateful for them. I hope everyone had a thoughtful and thankful day.
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
I'm ready to tackle!!!!
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
No success with VS
I was so excited yesterday when I glanced outside and saw the UPS guy pull up and head to the door with a big box. I was less excited when I saw the box up close. It looked like it had been taped together by a 4 year old; it was ripped halfway open, and was completely dented and dirty all over. I opened it my cutting the one little piece of tape holding it together and found the sweaters in their own plastic bags, and everything was there so I didn't think much of it. I tried the sweaters on and I was bummed. This brown shirt that looks so cute in the picture looks nothing like that on me. I like my shirts to be a little form fitting, like in the picture. In reality it was fitted through the neck and shoulders, but was loose and boxy in the torso. BUUUUUmer.So, the next sweater fit a little better, except it was defective. It had a torn piece of material near the neck. Sadness. So, I called the retail store to see if they'd take it back. Nope. I thought that might happen. So I called customer service and talked to a really nice lady named Alice. It was a very friendly conversation, and I told her about the box, and about the material on the red sweater, and the wrong fit with the other one. I then asked if I could return the sweaters and that the shipping fee be waved to send them back. She said no problem at all, she'd be happy to do that for me. She restored my confidence in customer service. So I didn't get the sweaters, but that's okay. Pretty soon I'll be hanging with my Mom and we can shop til we drop (which isn't very long in my case:)
I am going to Utah in exactly 32 days, 8 hours and 4 minutes........
Sunday, November 18, 2007
Digital Dilemma....
Friday, November 16, 2007
Thursday, November 15, 2007
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Retail Therapy!

Monday, November 12, 2007
bloggers, help me out
Sunday, November 11, 2007
Sunday
So, naturally I was a little nervous as I sat up on stage with the stake presidency and other people I didn't know very well. But as I looked down at the congregation I saw my sweet baby and wonderful husband sitting in the front row. Jax was smiling and giggling. I had prayed so hard that I wouldn't be so nervous that I'd completely flake out. I stood up, and glanced at my family and as soon as I said "Good afternoon brothers and sisters...." my fear was gone. I was able to speak with confidence. Wow, our Heavenly Father really does answer prayers. And he gives us amazing families so that we can all strengthen each other through this learning process we call life. Isn't this gospel amazing?
Wednesday, November 7, 2007
mamma called the doctor and the doctor said...........................
Saturday, November 3, 2007
Raindrops on Roses...............
Food:
Fruit smoothies, whole wheat toast with organic strawberry jam fromTJ's, chicken enchiladas, graeters chocolate almond coconut ice cream (seasonal during summer, bummer)
City:
San Francisco, Boston, Budapest, NYC, Moab
Funny person:
Kevin James, Seinfeld, Dwight (Office), my brother Jason.
Movie:
As you can see I'm bad at choosing just one favorite of anything. I like so many movies, and this list changes like the wind. Here's a few classics:
Tommy Boy, The Burbs, Life is Beautiful, Sound of Music, While You were Sleeping, The Prestige, Indiana Jones series, Miss Congeniality, The Natural, Hoosiers, Hitch, Christmas Vacation.
Sport:
Okay this is easy. Golf. I also love Skiing, Running, Biking, and Basketball. I just love being outside.
Type of Music:
Country. Also Bon Jovi. I love him. Seriously. Love him.
Time of year:
FALL! I absolutely love this time of year. The leaves, the crisp air, OSU football, making smores out in the fire pit, you name it.
Gift I've ever received:
Jared has surprised me with some great gifts. Probably the best was the time he surprised me with a trip to San Francisco and took me to an LPGA golf tournament. It was fun watching Annika Sorenstam play a stellar round.
Childhood memory:
Oh boy, growing up with 5 brothers will get you more memories than you bargain for. I guess one great memory is the winter of 1993 when we had about 5 feet of snow out in our yard. You could jump off our roof and land in the snow and it didn't hurt one bit. So for hours my brothers and I jumped off the roof and played in the snow. We also dug tunnels through our entire yard and it was our amazing snow packed maze. Looking back now I'm sure it was a little dangerous but you never think of those things when your little.
Job:
Well, I liked working for Novartis, good paycheck and all. But I'd have to say my funnest job was working at Uinta golf. And also driving the range picker at the golf course when I was 16. Fun times.
Restaurant:
Well, for fast food I'd have to say In&Out Burger. Unfortunately they don't have those in Ohio. But that makes it my favorite because it's such a special treat. I also love Carrabbas and the ginger crusted salmon from the Fish Market. Oh, and of course Cafe Rio (also not in Ohio)
Item of Clothing:
Um, let's see. Probably my new running shoes from Front Runner. They are so comfy. I also love work out clothes, fuzzy socks and over sized cozy sweatshirts.
Christmas tradition:
I loved going to the Nutcracker with my Mom when I was younger. We'd go every year. I also loved how my oldest brother Lance would always be the first to wake me up as he was so excited to tell me it was Christmas morning. This usually happened at about 5AM as my Dad always grumpily reminds us. Isn't that the best feeling when you're little? Christmas Eve FINALLY passes and you have these excited wild butterflies in your tummy as you and your siblings tip toe into the family room with the sparkling Christmas tree to find what Santa brought . I'll never forget how amazing Christmas was growing up, and still is.
Guilty pleasure: hmmmmmmmmm, okay I'll spill: Diet Coke.
Work of Fiction: Count of Monte Cristo. Great book.
What are a few of your favorite things????Thursday, November 1, 2007
Wanna Run?
http://www.theflyingfeather.com/Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Love the Leaves
Monday, October 29, 2007
duct tape
I tried it!

I don't own this book yet, but I borrowed a few recipes from it and gave it a try.
Lately Jax seems to be on a food strike. He seems uninterested in food and it's really starting to concern me. He loves 4 foods and that's about it; smashed bananas, french toast, mac & cheese and buttered toast. He won't really touch anything else. So the other day I decided to "sneak" some pureed carrots and cauliflower into his mac & cheese, and guess what? He gobbled it up. I simply steamed the veggies , threw them in the food processor, and mixed it in with the mac & cheese. It was really simple. So now I'm going to see what I can sneak into his french toast. Hopefully this food strike will pass once his sore teething gums are feeling better.
Friday, October 26, 2007
Thursday, October 25, 2007
My Guy
1. Who is your guy? Jared
2. How long have you been married? 6 &1/2 years
3. Where did you two meet? In therapy.....................Oh, you might be wondering what kind?
Physical therapy. He was the PT assistant and I was the patient.
4. What did you do on your first date? He picked me up in his cool black Acura, wearing a very hot black leather jacket and wearing Swiss Army cologne. Yummy. We went and saw "Meet the Parents" and had a good laugh, then we talked all night. I just realized something. He no longer has his Acura, no longer wears that cool leather jacket and hasn't worn cologne since our wedding. hmmmmm interesting.
5. Who made the first move? Me. I leaned. (name that movie) I leaned and he liked it.
6. What do you admire most about him? He has so many amazing qualities. I guess to name a few: He would do anything for anyone. He really cares about people and cares about keeping real close friendships strong. He loves Jax and I so much and it really shows. He can be really funny and charming when he wants to be :) He is brilliant. He seriously knows so much it's amazing. If anyone needs a lifeline or shout out someday call him up.
7. Do you like to travel together? We travelled like maniacs before we had our sweet little guy. We've been to Budapest Hungary, Ireland, Mexico, Canada, the Atlantis resort in the Bahamas, and lots of places in the good old USA. We love San Fransisco, Boston, NYC, Washington DC, Maine, Pittsburgh, Jackson Hole, Lake Powell, Moab, Niagra Falls, Mountain Green, you name it. Can you tell we love getting out of town?
8. Favorite foods? He loves anything healthy and not fried. He won't eat red meat. He loves my brownies and Chocolate chip cookies. If those were the only two treat options for the rest of his life he'd be happy. He also loves Carrabbas and Mama Mimis's pizza.
9. What's his favorite TV show? Well, he doesn't have much time for TV, but he is pretty addicted to LOST. I had a hand in that. He also thinks Dwight is hillarious on the OFFICE and occassionally watches that. He also loves ESPN, the Discovery Channel and Animal Planet.
10. Favorite Music? country, classic rock.
11. Favorite recreation activity? He loves to be outside. Hiking, water skiing, road biking, golfing, running, snow skiing, scuba diving. You name it he's done it.
12. What is his dream job? Well, I'd like to think it would be in medicine, but it's not. He wants to be a farmer. Next question :)
13. What are his idiosyncrasies? Um, too many. Next question :)
14. What does he do that makes you laugh? Oh lots of things. He does one amazing Golam impression (Lord of the Rings) and it scares me so bad it makes me laugh. He also does the childhood game where he copies everything I say. He usually does this if I'm getting bugged over something small and meaningless. I start laughing and then it gets worse because he then copies my laugh to a T and I just end up laughing so hard my stomach hurts. Then there's always the chicken dance. Funny stuff. He also makes Jax laugh all the time and I love that.
15. If you could tell him one thing it would be? That he is my best friend, and an amazing father. I love him and I will forever.
Oh What Fun to Be a Witch!
FUN
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Why can't money really grow on trees????

The bummer news is that we can't find any flights for less than $480 a piece, and that is with one layover. This is crazy! Is anyone else traveling for Christmas? Any luck out there with fares? Jared thought about driving, but then we decided that may feel like cruel and unusual punishment. Oh, the holidays.
Monday, October 22, 2007
Good Stuff.

Saturday, October 20, 2007
Friday, October 19, 2007
Random 63
2. I have 5 brothers and no sisters. My mom and I are "tight" (as my little brothers would say)
3. My dad has an amazing heart and there is no better Dad out there. Period.
4. I have many mean thoughts about Hillary Clinton.
5. In my opinion she's just not right in the head
6. I get into politics big time, and I love talking with my mom about the issues
7. I hope Jax is a Republican
8. Although that word these days doesn't mean what it used to
9. I desperately need new jeans but I don't like to shop, so I've been avoiding it. I need my mom's inspiration in the retail department.
10. I miss her
11. I can hit my driver 280 yards.
12. But I have the yips with my putter. My brother Preston calls me "3-putt"
13. I played college golf
14. I loved every minute of it
15. Except the time I fell in the lake..... humiliation
16. Pop rocks, you know the candy....those were pretty fun when I was younger
17. I wanted to be Punky Brewster when I was 11. Boy, she was the coolest.
18. I am addicted to LOST, the OFFICE and Glen Beck. That's about it TV wise.
20. I could watch Sound of Music over and over again
21. And the Burbs. Funny stuff
22. I love to road bike in Ohio
23. I haven't been on my mountain bike since my sophomore year of college
34. When I was in Moab Utah
35. And almost died. Yep, 2 more feet off that ledge and I would have plummeted 400 feet into the Colorado River. YIKES!!!! Beware of the single track on Porcupine Trail and don't brake too hard.
36. I've had 3 colonoscopies. Enough said
37. I've had 3 knee surgeries.
38. I've had 3 fainting episodes
39. Did anyone notice I jumped from 23 to 34, I just realized it myself :)
40. Jared wanted to spell Jax's name with 2 x's. Jaxx.
41. I thought that was lame
42. His name is spelled with only 1 x because I insisted and threw a slight fit. Sweet victory.
43. I LOVE Christmas time and absolutely love Christmas music.
44. Especially from the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. I get goose bumps
45. I've only had my nails done twice in my life.
46. Once for my wedding
47. And the other just before my first interview with Novartis
48. I should get my hair done more, but I get lazy. I average once every 6 months or so.
49. I am low maintenance
50. Jared doesn't realize how good he's got it :)
51. We budget every penny
52. This is mostly good and sometimes it's pull- my -hair -out annoying
53. I love being a mom and it's the most important job there is.
54. I should feel proud to spend each day rearing my son to be an honest, loving and proud Republican.
55. Sorry all my Democrat friends :)
56. I love the smell of of my kitchen after I've disinfected it and used Ajax in the sink.
57. I like to vacuum strangely enough, it makes those fun lines through the carpet.
58. I also enjoyed mowing the lawn when I was younger.
59. Same reason, fun straight lines ( and getting a good tan)
60. In high school, I was burned so bad in a tanning bed I won't ever use one again.
61. I was a dumb teenager and decided my pure white skin needed 30 solid minutes
62. My skin peeled off in sheets. It was agony.
63. I guess I'd better go and cook dinner. Maybe chicken and smashed bean burritos. So Yummy
Easy Flannel Board Project
1. Buy an art canvas, or plywood in desired size. I bought this art canvas at Joann's for $5


